Prejean Sex Tape Revealed in Court

If I could tell the world just one thing it would be: “Stop taping yourself having sex.”

Sure, it’s all fun and games until someone shows your naughty bits in a court of law. Which is exactly what happened to dethroned Miss California USA, Carrie Prejean, earlier this week.

The holier-than-though pageant girl who has made it her mission in life to deny the gay population marital rights, apparently isn’t quite as puritanical in the bedroom. During her court case, where she sued the Miss California Pageant for over $1 Million for religious discrimination, the her former employer countered her core religiosity by showing Prejean in what is said to be a super-duper naughty home video.  She settled for a 10th of her original demands and will now most likely go back to modeling Halloween costumes.

In an open letter to the celebrity (as well as the general population) I implore you to not tape your sexy time. I assure you that you probably don’t look as hot as you feel and even if you do, do you really want to risk public displays of coitus?

Maybe I’m the puritanical one, but I think not. I wonder how long it will take Carrie’s tape to hit the internet?

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