Amy's Back and She's Boobalicious!

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10/27/2009
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Amy Winehouse is back, and she’s all about her new accessories. Forget the beehive hair and gallons of eyeliner (I mean don’t forget them, they’re still there)… her new boobs are what everyone is talking about. Even her dad…

Daddy Dearest, Mitch Winehouse said about his daughter’s return to the limelight with a healthier look and new boobs in tow, that Amy is “Fantastic, fantastic. Her boobs are great as well”.

Umm, kill me if my father ever talks about my breasts. Period.

The boobs are rumored to have cost a surgeon somewhere around $56K, but Amy apparently didn’t have to lay out a dime. Why is it that people who can afford stuff like that never have to pay for it?

Wino has been absent from public view for almost a year now, spending a year in St. Lucia to get “healthy” and get over her divorce from junkie/husband/drama queen Blake Fielder earlier this year. Her dad says she’s not fully recovered, but she’s better than she was last year.

So, I’m confused. Does that mean she’s still a crackhead or no? And, more importantly, when is she going to get back into the studio to entertain the masses with her sultry voice that weighs more than she does?

Oh, and Mitch, have you met Joe Simpson? He also talks about his daughters’ chest. I feel like you’ll make great friends.